If you really MUST get a life…get a “second” one
Here’s your “great” new start. ;-> No plastic surgey, degree, or fancy car required. Just a monthly fee and a zippy internet connection.
And you don’t have to tell them I sent you. I can certainly see a deadly habit forming side to this type of activity. Go out and get some sun for crying out loud. Isn’t your real life (in whatever concrete meaning of the word to you) stimulating enough? If not, consider the local coffeeshop, bookstore, public park/garden…. you get the idea.